Dear Fuckboi: A TomTord Satire
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Tom is a fucking idiot.
Tord is too.
What happens when they both want to die?
I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale.
Wonderful cover art by me
(This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)
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