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Dear Fuckboi: A TomTord Satire

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Parts 15
Time 54m

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Tom is a fucking idiot.
Tord is too.

What happens when they both want to die?

I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale.

Wonderful cover art by me

(This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)All Rights Reserved

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