shoot me - 🍋
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Last published Tue, Jul 24, 2018
❝ whaddup i'm jared i'm nineteen and i never fuckin learned how to read ❞
the crap in my brain compiled into a book
it's way less interesting than you'd think
「 alternatively, meli talks about life sometimes 」
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