Harry Potter and the World of Cultivation

The Man-Who-Conquered has lived a full life and is moving on to the Next Great Adventure. Born to parents of humble origins, Harry Potter must learn to navigate this strange new world. But when he's not yet four, a strange master takes interest in him. What happened to his peaceful days of lazing about and keeping a low profile?

First published on fanfiction(net) under my pen name, Travesti.

Death: Ready to go?
Harry: Well, I-
Death: Kay, bye! ⌒(o＾▽＾o)ノﾟ
Harry: Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;

Mei: Be good. Come here, Yu'er.
Harry: No, mama. I can bathe myself!
Mei: Here now, darling . That wasn't so bad was it?
Harry: ...manliness, critical hit. ＿|￣|○
Mei: Don't be dramatic, sweetie.

Bully 1: Bow down to me, minions!
Harry: (flicks earwax) hey, look up.
Bully 1: Wha-huaaaaah! Get me down from here! (☼Д☼)
Harry: Attempt number 165, success. (✧≖‿ゝ≖)