CerealTale

Long ago, two races ruled over the fridge: MILK and CEREAL.
One day, a box of shreddies said they liked the star wars prequels, so a war began.
After a long and tiring battle over Tumblr, the milks were victorious. They banished the cereal boxes to the very bottom of the fridge (Its a tall fridge.) and since no one from uber would drive a bunch of cereal boxes they were stuck down there.

But all hope was not lost, for if the cereal boxes were to kill 7 milk cartons and use their milk to power an elevator, they could escape.

So far, 6 milk children have been killed. But this child is different.

THEY

ARE

FILLED

WITH

MILK

(...and a little bit of determination)

and they just finished watching the Dora the Explorer reboot and now want to kill themselves.

AND SO THE STORY BEGINS