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The (almost) complete guide to fucking up.

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This book follows me, retelling stories of how I fucked up. From the time I yelled at my headteacher, to the time I accidentally came out to my brother, thinking I had already accidentally came out to him

Disclaimer:
All of these stories are based off something that actually happened to the author (all real people will have their name changed) If you believe you are the real version of a character, and are uncomfortable with the story being online, contact me using the email below, answer a question to verify it's you, and I will remove the story from the book.

Emeraldzeldamon@Gmail.com
(I came up with it when I was 11, okay?)All Rights Reserved

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