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the womb's undoing

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Reads 91
Votes 18
Parts 25
Time 3h 20m

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The most idiotic Four Horsemen in apocalyptic lore are taking the world by storm.

Okay wait, that's definitely an exaggeration.

They start out small, in Mellow Wells, Texas.

But you can be sure:

when the Rooney quadruplets run wild, upending the lives of musicians, senior citizens, politicians, one drug dealer and a police chief scarred by past failure . . .

it's the beginning of our extinction.

No bombs

No technology

Just pure human stupidityAll Rights Reserved

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生存进化: 启示录 cover

The Four Horsemen cover

Code: 213 cover

It's Always the Apocalypse Somewhere - selected stories cover

Dystopia Rising cover

The Vøid in Yøur Eyes cover

The Final Countdown - Season I cover

Aggy and the Dinos cover

Brother is in the end of the world [the end of the ancient wear] cover

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生存进化: 启示录

In a world where civilization has collapsed, monsters roam the earth, and trust is a rare commodity, one survivor holds the key to evolution." When [Main Character's Name] wakes up to a world ravaged by apocalyptic forces, he discovers an unexpected advantage: the ability to level up. With every battle fought, skill acquired, and danger conquered, he grows stronger in ways no other survivor can. But as his power increases, so does the attention from hostile forces, both human and inhuman. In this brutal world, every encounter is a test, every decision a choice between life and death. To survive, he must evolve - faster and more ruthlessly than anyone else. But when alliances shift and enemies multiply, he realizes that surviving the apocalypse means more than just leveling up - it means confronting the darkness within himself. Will he be humanity's last hope or its most dangerous threat? "Upgrade or die - this is the rule of the new world."