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the womb's undoing

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Membaca 91
Suara 18
Bagian 25
Durasi 3h 20m

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The most idiotic Four Horsemen in apocalyptic lore are taking the world by storm.

Okay wait, that's definitely an exaggeration.

They start out small, in Mellow Wells, Texas.

But you can be sure:

when the Rooney quadruplets run wild, upending the lives of musicians, senior citizens, politicians, one drug dealer and a police chief scarred by past failure . . .

it's the beginning of our extinction.

No bombs

No technology

Just pure human stupiditySeluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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