Random story ideas that have just festered in my brain

This is merely a collection of all the useless story ideas that I liked well enough to compile into a collection of other useless story ideas but not enough to actually make a story on. The ideas and genres completely vary and half of them I will not even finish so if you just stumble across a half assed attempt at the simplest blurb, just know that I'm a lazy piece of shit.

Enjoy the weird crap that goes on in my fucked up head :)