Last-Minute Lies and Bookshop Boys {JJK} [UNDER RECONSTRUCTION]

"Sure Jungkook, of course I'll be your fake girlfriend to give your friends some false hope, for the sake of saving your desperate, last-minute lie, and so you won't look like a complete and utter moron."

"You'll do it? Really?"

"No, you demented spork. This fake girlfriend thing is the peak of insanity. It's the nuttiest thing you-"

"I'll do all your laundry, pay for every meal we have together and be your chauffeur for 2 months."

"So, how long have we been together?"