Nuke dat ass- A Trump x Un fanfiction
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This is a joke but its got smut in it sorta. CRACK FIC!!! I do not actually ship this and neither does my friend, this was so fucking funny to write.
Plot: Trump comes to North Korea to discuss a peaceful treaty with Kim Jon Un, but things end up escalating more than expected.
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