The Main Character's Best Friend
❝"𝙄 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚... 𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮."
"𝙒𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙?"
"𝘿𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮. 𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙏 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙏 𝙈𝙀-"❜❜
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Look, I know how this sounds, but I'm not the main character in this story.
I'm not the one who saves the world. I'm not the one who gets the guy. I'm not the "Chosen One" or whatever.
That's all Cynthia, my best friend.
One day she just sort of spawned powers and now she's always disappearing to do something heroic or whatever and is constantly caught up in some sort of drama.
So, yeah, if you want to read something interesting or exciting, you should probably read a book where the main character is... well, the main character.
But if a story with not much of a plot, no fourth wall and trashy humor sounds like your thing, then buckle up, motherhuggers, cuz this book sounds like it was written by someone on crack :'D
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»nothing spicy obv🌶️
»no cussing🤬
»bad jokes🥲
»ur mom👁️👄👁️
»dedicated to Ryan Reynolds👑
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Thanks for reading! ┌(・。・)┘♪