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Complete, First published Apr 30, 2014
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It's usually caviar-munching Englishmen who visit Jerker McCumming's waffle shop in Welford-von-Avon, despite the fact that he's of Irish blood. His waffles are just too delicious.

One day however, Jerker get a visit from someone's who's not English. A Canadian. He gets a crush on the strange but beautiful Canadian woman and quickly has to deal with the growing todger in his pants that makes his duties somewhat difficult.

Warning: If you haven't figured it out already, this story has very suggestive humor!

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