The legend of Poofessah Lootone and the Great Loo roll convention of '23.

Kirk McDoonhan and 'Mick' have relatively carefree lives; beer smuggler's by day, a sleep by night. This relaxed existence is all set to change however, when an attention-seeking Mage awakens pure evil and our fair hero's are forced to track down the one man who can save the county. Sadly, the Poofessa left town days ago, and no one's quite sure where the loo-roll convention is..