All I ever needed

Oh no!

Oh fuck to the no no no!

This boy either needs a hearing aid or he needs a pair of super thick Harry fucking Potter glasses.I'm sure as hell, I threatened him twice just one hour ago, to stay the hell away from me-

"Jaaaade!" he sings like one of those people in an orchestra.

I already know where this is going ,might as well try to make a run for it.The key word being TRY.I mean honestly,me and running in the same sentence..HA!..

It's a once in a lifetime occurrence people.ONCE.IN.A.LIFE.TIME!!!

Bolting for the exit ,which is like a few feet away from where I'm standing. I spot Jonah standing right besides his car. We make eye contact.He's eyes are as wide as sauces because he sees that I'm running.

FACE PALM

FACE PALM

FACE PALM

Instead of getting in the damn car,starting it and meeting me at the exit.

sigh

He starts running towards me, SCREAMING with raised arms...wait for it...

"I'll saaave youuu!"

OMHF!!

Aaand the fucker caught me.

Here I am,face first to the floor of a filthy high school hall way.

"What now Caesar?"I ask with a groan.My face still planted to the floor.

He gets off of me and picks me up like I'm a fucking crawling baby.Hands around my waist and puts me on my feet.Smirking he replies.

"I think you just fell for me Jade".That smile widening by the second.

"And man,did you fall hard!"he starts cackling like an owl on weed.

I've had it.I've had too much.I'm.fed.up.

"SNAP".A solid punch to the forehead.

"CRACK".The sound of his nose breaking.

"POP".The sound of his jaw being dislocated.

"Aaaah".The blissful sigh of relief escaping my mouth.

Turning around to face Jonah.I smile,adjust my back pack and start heading towards the exit.Avoiding all the dropped jaws and obvious stares.

"You driving?"Jonah asks.

"My knuckles are busted,but sure!"Sarcasm is heavy.

"Okay!"

Apparently not that much.