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Dollar General Has 1.7 Stars on ComsumerAffairs. Com [Book of Random Things]
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Complete, First published Jul 30, 2018
My mind is like Dollar General. Sometimes, you can find amazing items. Other times, you can find the stupidest things that really should not exist. Either way, they're both worth a dollar... or ten. Dollar General is honestly a click bait-name for a store. It lures you into a false sense of security by making you think everything is a dollar. As a result, you go crazy and spend all your money. You think to yourself, "Eh, what's another dollar gonna buy me?". Next thing you know, you're in debt and you can't pay the mafia guy who you borrowed money from to pay for college. If you say you're not in college, shut up. You're a liar. College is everywhere. Free-education is an illusion created by the government to trick people into getting free trials on Netflix. Anyway, so the mafia guy gets mad that you can't pay you back and then you die.
Conclusion: Dollar General sucks. So does my mind. 
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Date Started: 07/30/18
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