Swapped Names

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Last published Mon, Jul 30, 2018

This is a combo of "write one where the reader and bondy sort of have a lowkey thing going but the reader has feelings for van instead and she accidentally says his name during sex or something??" and "a dominant sexual sarcastic van." Just so you guys know this is rated M cause there's smut (but i know you all want it so just go ahead and read lol) also this is my first smut attempt so i hope i didn't mess it up! Did not realize how apt it was to call this story "swapped names" as cheesy as that is until I finished it but I'm living for it honestly! Note: this got kinda dark and scandalous so just letting you know you're in for a wild ride with this one. quite AU.

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Sex and Death in Skeleton City
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Sex and Death in Skeleton City

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

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