Swapped Names
mintyvan
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  • Reads 85
  • Votes 3
  • Parts 1
  • Time 15m
mintyvan
Ongoing, First published Jul 30, 2018
catfishandthebottlemenvanvanmccann
This is a combo of "write one where the reader and bondy sort of have a lowkey thing going but the reader has feelings for van instead and she accidentally says his name during sex or something??" and "a dominant sexual sarcastic van." Just so you guys know this is rated M cause there's smut (but i know you all want it so just go ahead and read lol) also this is my first smut attempt so i hope i didn't mess it up!

Did not realize how apt it was to call this story "swapped names" as cheesy as that is until I finished it but I'm living for it honestly!

Note: this got kinda dark and scandalous so just letting you know you're in for a wild ride with this one. quite AU.
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