Deadpan Love (Johnlock)

AU Johnlock/Teenlock/genderbend
Sherlock, the poorly named and yet extremely intelligent young lady, has just graduated from the tedious Raven Highschool. She is attending the most prestigious forensic science school in all of England. Richmond University. Sherlock hopes to graduate in the miniscule amount of two years, which shouldn't be a problem for her.
John, a quiet rugby player from an average family with an average house and an average lesbian sister. So all in all; John = average. But that wouldn't stop him from getting accepted into Richmond on a full ride scholarship for rugby. Way to go, John, right? And so he meets Sherlock Holmes, a semi-beautiful, masculinely named, smartass rich chick from the nice side of town. And thus begins the relationship that will literally go down in history. And books.