Lovers - Eddie Kaspbrack

"Did you know that most accidents happen in bathrooms and kitchens, which makes this the most unsanitary place."

"Eddie, do me a favor. Dig through your fanny pack, find a bottle of chill pills and swallow them for me, will ya?"

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"Who the hell did that?!"

"Greta. One second I think she's gonna put something nice for once, but instead she still decides to be a jerk."

"Hand me that red marker, please."

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(In which Vivian Parker falls for a germaphobic brunette)

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*Intro made by @SydLoVelOvE

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