Anime Jokes
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Last published Tue, Jul 31, 2018
Why jokes you ask. Because I'm pretty funny and honestly bored plus I have no life "goes into corner and cries. Well I do hope you like the jokes. Also plz comment guys your thoughts or feelings :D
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