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Jason Momoa is my Guardian Angel?!?!

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Parts 17
Time 2h 6m

This is about what happens when you hit rock bottom with a splat and have no choice but to ask for help from the Big Guy Upstairs. And when he decides to answer, your G.A. (that's Guardian Angel) shows up and he looks like Jason Momoa. 

Think halo but with a significant amount of facial hair and body art. (Cue the majestic hair flip) What is a gal to do?

Weird? Yep. Wonky? You betcha! Sometimes, it's hard to tell what's what when your brain is "slightly" off-kilter and filled with more pop culture references than a Spielberg blockbuster covered in subtle product placements.

Ahhh, the rambling spastic mind of a nerd on the mental edge. Welcome to the rambling insights from a slightly deranged mind!

Top Ranking: #1 in Mental Awareness 
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The Jokester

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