Love me twice

When I heard I was going to have to face my childhood nemesis once more, I was ABSOLUTELY thrilled!! (note the sarcasm). So naturally, like any sane 23-year-old would do, I threw a tantrum. There's nothing childish about it, it's just common hollywood diva behavior. Now, the big question arises - Why? Why do I have to face the same piece of nothingness that threw away the drawing 5-year-old me was so absolutely proud of? Why do I have to be cordial to the teenager who gave everyone in my high school a clear unauthorized view of my granny underpants, first day freshman year? Well, to answer your question, it's JUST because Kyle Roberts happens to be the biggest heartthrob in hollywood. He has everything---the godly looks with straight white teeth that are always stretched into a smile, accentuating dimples that any gender would die for, a full head of dark hair (naturally highlighted by the sun), a straight aristocratic nose, that is worthy of any greek god's face, high cheekbones that would be sharp enough to cut glass and last but not least-the home of the most drool worthy eight pack in the world. Why am I not in love with him you ask? Well, that's because I, Savannah Miller, have already been in love with this devil's spawn half my life. You can't make the same mistake twice right? Wrong.