Garvo Tries To Die!
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"Today was a good day to die...or at least try to."
As a cowardly goblin, Garvo has always feared death...but when he finds himself cursed with immortality, he will stop at nothing to finally die...or live trying! A darkly comedic fantasy tale, 'Garvo Tries To Die' explores what happens when a coward is granted his fondest wish and regrets it for the rest of his life. Full of daring escapes, bizarre characters, and an oddly hopeful can-do attitude, 'Garvo Tries To Die' gives us a rare look inside the mind of the world's most unstoppable minion!
From the twisted mind of the Dungeon Master behind 'Dumb-Dumbs and Dragons' the hit comedy D&D podcast from Garbage Productions.
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