I am a famous Hollywood director's daughter. I am the web designer of Dad's new film. I have a comprehension shortage in my monstrous subject, CALCULUS. I am a scriptwriter of our school's stage play, but due to appearance loss of our directress - I TOOK HER PLACE. I am our rock band's rhythm guitarist. I am an editor in our school newspaper, yet my works get rejected by the strict editor-in-chief. I am near to getting an F grade because I can't submit projects on time in our Digital Arts Class. I am failing in being a good girlfriend. Now can you tell me whether or not my life is chaotic? -Dane Syler