Even Steven Operation

Castell High's Hell-Raiser Crew has it all. They're high enough on the social ladder to see Justin Lova's tighty whities waving at them ever since freshman orientation. They're probably attractive enough to model if the whole high school thing didn't work out. But most importantly, they've got a friendship tighter than Mrs. Brandt's butt after botox.

So what could possibly persuade them to leave the comforts of the best table in the cafeteria to chase after douchebag boys in a harebrained revenge scheme, all in the name of heartbroken girls? Their answer? Blame Addie.

After a particularly enlightening Sunday with her businessman-turned-saint father, Addie has an epiphany. Between the six members of their group, they had racked up enough bad karma to pass a severe case of Athlete's Foot down to the next three generations of their offspring.

So how exactly do they fix said bad karma? Enter the Even Steven Operation.

Their motto? "When life slaps you in the ass, you pull an Alec Grey, wink, and say 'what time?'"
It sounds like a great plan. Getting to ruin lives and the promise of a hilariously dramatic year, all while doing their good deed of the day. They were built for this kind of stuff. How could Castell High's very own delinquents screw up a simple prank war, right?

Dead wrong.

WARNING: SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT AHEAD