I'm a Nerd and the Bad Boy is Into Me?!

Jack has gotten himself into big trouble. REAL big trouble. With pirates. Also, its the end of the world.

Ash is a badass bitch pirate, right-hand man to the notoriously violent Captain Darcy. There's absolutely no reason why they shouldn't kill Jack, but something makes him hesitate. There's something about Jack's passive, nerdy demeanour that's got Ash hooked....

"apocalypse spit roast but not"