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Sytuacje, głównie humorystyczne, które na co dzień zdarzają się w mojej zwariowanej rodzince.
Jestem mamą dwójki cudownych szkrabów, do tego zapaloną yaoistą i anime-maniaczką, uwielbiam pisać i czytać fanficki. Staram się przekazywać dzieciom miłość do anime oraz szeroko zakrojoną tolerancję, nie tylko względem płci.
Syn - Igor (zwany również Gorek, Gogo, Gusi i pięć tysięcy innych określeń).
Córka - Victoria (bo tak sobie mąż wymyślił, zwana również Kisią, Kiką, Vicky, a czasem Wisznu - nie pytajcie dlaczego - ale jak widać w rodzinie mamy skłonność do dziwnego skracania i zmiękczania imion).
Mąż - lub mężu, jak kto woli. W 2018 minie nam 10 lat jak jesteśmy razem. A zaczęło się od tego, że zjarany spierdolił się ze skarpy wprost pod moje nogi... Ach te czasy.
No i JA - jestem Magda, jakby ktoś chciał wiedzieć i serdecznie zapraszam na tę przedziwną lekturę. Ostrzegam! WJO (Wszyscy Jesteśmy Obłąkani)!
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