WTF?: RWBY x Neglected/Abused Parody Reader

Literally every stereotype in any RWBY fanfic smushed into a single book, including a dangerously self-aware cast!
This is a parody of existing RWBY fanfics, take it all as you please.

(Y/n) Xiao Long; an abused child who also happens to be a powerful entity with God powers that he rarely or never uses, and a ridiculous arsenal of weaponry that nobody can ever be bothered enough to memorize. Yes, he is abused and neglected, cause he's a middle child. Why else?
What happens when this child escapes his home in search for freedom and adventure? (You know, besides the stuff that happens in every other fanfic)
Lets find out!

Roosterteeth are the rightful owners of RWBY.