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Obviously Sarcasm

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Teala James is only seventeen, but she's already banned from entering Canada, all of Europe, South America, Greenland, Antartica, and 15 U.S. states. "How did you do that?" People ask. It was all because of sarcasm. 
Join Teala as she tells the story of how she became the most wanted fugitive on (most of) the entire planet.All Rights Reserved

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She's With The Beta

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