Obviously Sarcasm
- Reads 17
- Votes 0
- Parts 3
Ongoing5m
Last published Mon, Aug 6, 2018
Teala James is only seventeen, but she's already banned from entering Canada, all of Europe, South America, Greenland, Antartica, and 15 U.S. states. "How did you do that?" People ask. It was all because of sarcasm.
Join Teala as she tells the story of how she became the most wanted fugitive on (most of) the entire planet.
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Kavery (Completed) Wattpad Selected#Cebrating Women Power#
Contrary to adult's belief, it is no cake walk being a teenager! As a Teen you are trying to figure out if you are still a child or a grown-up. To make matters worse, there is peer pressure, parental expectation and desire to fit in. This is a story of one such teenager. Meet Kavery. She is 18 and struggling to fit in. Born and brought up in the US, she is expected to live with Indian values. Kavery has been struggling to balance both the worlds. Should she embrace the way of life she is exposed to? Or, should she live the life of the land she has never visited? Armed with two best friends, a sassy attitude and a desire to survive against all odds, will kavery succeed in finding the answers? Read on to know to how Kavery fares.Complete
Trust Me
"I told you to leave me alone. Are you stalking me?" I asked the little shits. "Of course not! Rude much?" Noah gasped, his hand over his heart. "I am truly wounded by your words." I rolled my eyes at his dramatic performance. "Well I am wounded by your presence! What the hell are you doing here?!" Lucas stepped towards me, hurt and confusion evident on his face. "We were just wondering how you were. Noah said you were in a lot of pain, and you looked so tired during class. We wanted to know if you were okay!" "Speak for yourself," Jackson snorted. "I actually don't care. At all." Jasmine has been bullied, abused, and hated since middle school. She's come to believe that people are cruel and untrustworthy. It's best to let them do what they want and pick yourself up when they leave you on the ground. When the trio of new boys arrive, Jasmine walks past without a glance. Her untrusting demeanor is something nobody has been able to break through. But the boys love a challenge. Meet Jackson, the bad boy, Lucas, the sweet one, and Noah, the clown. This cliché group might just make Jasmine's walls come crashing down.Complete
She's With The Beta
Y'know that one girl who's they called the pack slut. That's me, Arielle WaterCrest. I'm actually a virgin I just flirt with boys, to get his attention.The only boy I ever cared about since I was a child, he was my one and only true love. He is the Beta. Most girls want the Alpha, but I want the Beta. It surprised me when on my seventeen birthday he's my mate. Too bad, the Alpha wants me and always had a plan to claim me on my birthday, he never bothered to tell his bestfriend, the Beta. My life just got, fucked up.Complete
the scarlet painting
Leo meets an unlikely stranger, there are four rules that stand. will she break the rules and face the consequences? or play it safe like everyone else.Complete
The True Stoic (Hetalia Norway x reader)
For a teen, fitting in can be hard. And sometimes, you can be yourself in your world. But as a Viking... That's required. How will YOU surpass the extremities and the realities of your sick world? Will you survive, or will you be erased from existence, from the world that never wanted you? Will there be anyone to help you? Anyone?Complete
Stuck with the schools Bad Boy
As a result of the tragic death of her father; Heaven Foster's life has mouldered into a exasperating cycle of moving from one home to another. Consequently, not staying in a house for more than a year means having to move schools more times than a typical seventeen year old girl should. Heaven is used to blending in with the crowd, so that she can be unnoticed by people, but being unnoticed while you're the new student of Lakeswood high school is not that easy. Let's just say that stumbling across a certain group of bad boys enumerates to the trouble, including crashing- literally into the most feared one of them all. Dominant. Menacing. Mysterious. Unpredictable. Cold. Blake Martinez. ******************************************************** MUST READ Just now I have come onto this app again to check it out, and I am overwhelmed with all your kind messages and wishes for me to update! I began writing this book when I was very young and only a couple years later, I had stumbled across this app again and decided to look at what I created. In my spare time, i decided to edit as much as I could and began to write new chapters. Writing was a little hobby of mine, something that I didn't take seriously as I only wrote for fun. I definitely didn't think that my book would get this many readers!! Thank you to all of you who genuinely took time to read my book. I deeply apologise for keeping you all waiting, and left wondering if I was going ahead with this story or not. Sadly, to all of my readers who was looking forward to reading more of my story. I am sorry to say that I will not be working on this book anymore. Perhaps in the later future Heaven and Blake will make an epic return! However, as of now, their love story remains how it is. Thank you!Complete
Lipstick✔//Daniella
Daniella, a highschool had the perfect life to her understanding until this happened.. **just read**no spoilerComplete
The Bad Boy Saved My Life #Wattys2016
Peyton Hills has it all. She has a perfect life, surrounded by loving and supportive parents who shockingly aren't divorced. She is surrounded by popularity, love and affection. She sits at the popular table at lunch and is nice to everyone- even the nerds. But her perfect life goes crashing down hill and turns into a mess. What happens when something tragic strikes Peyton's parents that has her moving all the way across the country to live in New York with her Aunt and Uncle? Can she handle it all at her new school? Not being popular, being unknown, being teased and forced to start over? Being the new troubled and misunderstood girl? The once beautiful 17 year old perfect girl turns into the petrified, anxious and mysterious teenager who can't handle anything anymore. Being the lonely girl at the new school; can she find new friends? Or even love? One boy notices this lonely girl and coincidentally gets paired up with her for a Health project. He then becomes her only friend. The only person who cares to understand her. Finding out that she has many secrets to hide, this one boy tries to help Peyton. This one boy saves her life, and tries to bring her out of her shell, making her do spontaneous things with him and it all turns into one hell of a ride. This 'one boy' is Evan Shepards. The school's popular, ignorant, cocky jock on the Football team. The Bad Boy who ended up Saving her Life. (TW SH) (I wrote this when I was 14. I am 24 now. Please take everything you read in this book lightly. It's a mess, I am sorry. But to those who loved it, thank you)Complete
WANTED (Super Slowly Under Construction)
This story is under major editing. Add to your Library until finished. Chapters re-completed: 10/21 ___ Wanting a normal life is unrealistic. Only those who think there is such thing as a 'normal life' is a complete idiot. No one have a normal life, not even the luckiest or richest people on this planet. Rights Reserved to Dainteddoll Production © 2016-2018 If this story is found anywhere else, you will be sued for copyright. This is not a joke.Complete
The Walking Target
Hi! My names Briella Davis. My life is the basic reality of most teenagers. I wake up, go to school, come home, do homework,and then maybe have time for other things. So ya. Pretty boring right? Well My point here is to tell you how one day everything changed. Creepy calls- we all think oh just a kid trying to prank me. Weird notes in unexpected places- okay there's just a weird person trying to freak me out. And then you toss it out. But how about a death threat? A weird car following you everywhere it seems? Oh you've never had the pleasure of experiencing death threats and weird creepy people in cars stalking you? Well let me tell you how all of this made my life go from pretty boring to a walking target. Here's what happened..Complete
Contrary to adult's belief, it is no cake walk being a teenager! As a Teen you are trying to figure out if you are still a child or a grown-up. To make matters worse, there is peer pressure, parental expectation and desire to fit in. This is a story of one such teenager. Meet Kavery. She is 18 and struggling to fit in. Born and brought up in the US, she is expected to live with Indian values. Kavery has been struggling to balance both the worlds. Should she embrace the way of life she is exposed to? Or, should she live the life of the land she has never visited? Armed with two best friends, a sassy attitude and a desire to survive against all odds, will kavery succeed in finding the answers? Read on to know to how Kavery fares.
More detailsContent Guidelines