Cupid is Stupid
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Cupid, god of love, has been cast out of Olympus for forgetting his true mission. On earth, he meets Kupid Santiago, a human woman with the same name, who ironically does not believe in love.
Now as a human mortal, Cupid must find a way to appease the gods and show that he is still fit to be an Olympian, while trying to navigate a mortal life.....preferably without the dying part.
But as many things go with the world of magic- much is not as it seems
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