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The Humanity Extraction
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Laufend, Zuerst veröffentlicht Mai 01, 2014
"John. When you said I was a machine... Did you really mean it?"

     Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Detective - the only one in the world, let me remind you - at your ser... Never mind. Your commander, and additionally the best amateur detective - I did invent my post. And thanks to my genius, my Death Frisbee is now world famous. Yes, yes, now take a seat and kindly recover your jaw. Your gaping mouth is annoying me.

In any case, one glaring inconsistency roared out at me from the scrawled records of my - our - many tales. Overshadowed by my intelligence and deductive genius... Who in hell considered John Watson?

Allow me to introduce him. Dr. John Hamish Watson, the world's only Consulting Detectives'... Blogger. Not quite got the same ring to it (sorry John) but no matter! He didn't invent his post, so at least that stands for something.

Well. Not exactly, but my dear Blogger does count for rather a lot. Not that I'd tell him this of course. His ego next to my humble self is unbearable already, without adding yet more air to his near-burst balloon. I'd hate for him to explode, he's far too useful. Although it is true. That man carries enough self belief for three, never mind just the two of us. 

 

I am Sherlock Holmes, and this is... our story. Our log of when we played the game - and won.

 

P.S - Mycroft, kindly leave. Now. Stop reading and LOG OFF or I'll tell Mummy.

P.P.S - I do not have an ego anything LIKE what was described above! You're just grumpy because you can't eat cake... And I can.
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First of all the cover of this fanfic was done by arkarti on tumblr, you should definitely go and look at her work (it is truly the best I have ever seen), you can also find her on Twitter @arkartiart and on YouTube under arkarti, but anyway go and check out her work. This is a johnlock fanfic Sherlock gets in trouble with some criminals, will John get there in time. This happens before Sherlock jumps. This is my first fanfic (wich means it's going to suck), so please if anyone can be bothered to read this pitiful example of a fanfic give me feed back, and don't be nice I want to improve, I know, I know being critical is not very nice but I want to improve. The characters do not belong to me, but come how could I resist. I hope you enjoy