Perfectly imperfect
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"My name's Blurryface and I care what you think," I sang.
"You listen to Twenty one pilots," asked Nathan.
"No I listen to poop singing merry go round," I replied with a blank face.
He chuckled "And I listen to a cute cupcake with limbs."
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Meet Scarlett: She is lazy as a pregnant cat (whispers to her manager "pregnant cats are lazy right." "How do I know," Says Manager. She Loves Nutella as a boy loves his penis and is bubbly as a 7 month old on seeing it self in mirror.
Meet Chase: A handsome peasant with a dangerous personality and as hot jalapeño pizza and......you get the idea.
What will happen when Nutella and pizza meet will it be awesome or awesomeness ("that is not a word,"says brain. "Oh so now you say, but if I said it then it is.")
Check out the molo ("Its the books name.......books have feelings too okay, don't judge) for how Nutella and pizza meet.
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If you guys can make me a better cover then...............
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