Noire Rant Book by Noire Herself (i.e. Me!)
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Noire: Hello everyone. I'm Noire, Goddess of Lastation and best CPU of Gamindustri
Neptune: *coughs* Lies. *coughs* *coughs*
Noire: SHUT UP, NEPTUNE! DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BOOK!?
Neptune: My profile, remember?
Noire: And Sylver's.
Neptune: Aww, cute. You think he still owns this profile. That's cute.
Norie: Grrrrrrr... Anyway, as the title suggests, this is a rant book. I'll be ranting about various things I can't stand. It'll mostly be anime, but still.
Neptune: Right, because people wanna see a tsundere otaku rant about anime.
Noire: Don't you have ANYTHING better to do!?!?
Neptune: Hmm... No.
All rant in this story is Noire's opinion. Whether you agree or not is up to you. Also, this book will contain a heavy use of profanity. You've been warned, punks. ;P
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