Coffee Rants

Reads 30
Votes 2
Parts 7

Ongoing<5 mins

Last published Tue, Nov 13, 2018

This is a book about things that make me angry and I just need someone to rant to. Has no use to exist whatsoever. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Has an extremely mad and angry Coffee bean inside, read at your own risk. ~Sincerely Angry Coffee Bean

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