Two Guys and the Monster Musume Girls (Canceled)

Mike: Two best friends, Satoshi "Mike" Henshi and Tobias "Toby" Sakamuto, are roomates that are really pervy. So good thing this bitch named Smith-san dumped a-
Toby: What are you doing?
Mike: Writing the intro to our story?
Toby: ... They probably know what Monster Musume is dude.
Mike: True.
Toby: And you haven't even finished the original first season yet dude.
Mike: Yeah I did.
Tobxy: When?
Mike: Yesterday.
Toby: Oh.... Good.
Mike: Can I finish our intro?
Toby: You know, they'll believe that this story will have some fourth wall breaking right?
Mike: Oh well. Welcome to our life, we hope you enjoy.
Toby: By the way, the highest rank we have is #9 in monstermusume.
Mike: Nice!!
Toby: I know right!

(Few months later)

Toby: ...
Mike: What?
Toby: You need to write more my dude.
Mike: Fuck you.
Toby: Well, we made it to #66 in harem.
Mike: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Toby: ... You are sick.
Mike: Fuck you, and to you readers, I hope you'll enjoy this story.