cigarettes and alien birthdays

cigarettes and alien birthdays

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Last published Fri, May 2, 2014

davekat homestuck

Dave feels jealous, Karkat hates cigarettes and loves romcoms. So what other choice did they have then to have a movie night? (sorry for the sucktastic summary)

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