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LE GRAND BlablaBordel

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Reads 85
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Parts 5
Time 16m

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On a toujours des sujets dont on voudrais parlé (ou pas...)et qui trottent dans notre petit cerveau jusqu'à se qu'ils sortent d'une manière ou d'une autre.
En tout cas, moi si ! Parfois, il m'arrive de penser à un sujet dont il faut ABSOLUMENT que je parle. au risque de ne pas dormir pendant au moins 3 nuits. C'est pour ça que j'ai créé ce GRAND BlablaBordel !

ATTENTION :  
⏩Dans ce BlablaBordel, je me lâche complètement ! Donc blague de merde et vocabulaire quelque peut... Bon je vais pas abuser non plus hein...
⏩Je vais sans doute critiqué des choses que je n'aimerait pas, mais que peut-être vous adorez. EN AUCUN CAS JE NE TIENS A VOUS CRITIQUER ! VOS PASSIONS SONT LES VOTRE, ET LES MIENNES SONT LES MIENNES. JE VEUX AVANT TOUT QUE VOUS PRENEZ CE QUE JE DIS AU SECOND DEGRÉ.
⏩JE NE TOLÉRERAIS EN AUCUN CAS LES INSULTES. CHACUN A SON AVIS. VOUS POUVEZ LE PARTAGER MAIS CALMEMENT.

Vous voilà prévenus !

🔹Sommaire dans la première partie

(pas un Rantbook, juste du Blabla!)All Rights Reserved

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