The Royal Payne (One Direction)

I’m not very fond of the royal family. (Which happen to be One Direction). I find that they are sometimes a bit full of themselves. Especially Prince Harry. So, you can imagine my excitement when I’m told that I’m going to be their personal servant, for them. I’m going to cook for them, clean up after them, and do everything else for them.
But what am I supposed to do when one of them takes a liking to me?