Random Raps (and sometimes roast trackz)
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Last published Mon, Nov 12, 2018
These are just going to be freestyle, Off-the-top-of-my-head, I did this cuz im shook raps and roast tracks from my past and present issues. Hope y'all enjoy my cringe!!!
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