Loony Limericks
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Welcome, welcome; come one, come all. Comprised in this collection book is a charming and cheeky assortment of not-completely traditional limericks.
A limerick is a five-line poetic rhyming stanza which follows an AABBA rhyme rule, which means line 1, 2 and 5 will have a melodic rhyme, line 3 and 4 to rhyme with each other.
So welcome to my limerick collection
Chortles, guffaws and laughs is the intention
Do open your eyes
And maybe your thighs
Because that will definitely grab my attention.
I mean, who doesn't like a good-natured poem compressed into a single short verse?
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