The Crazy Rich Davenports: Dare to Enter (the CRD Series)
Kelly_and_Shannyn
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  • Reads 268
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 2h 10m
Kelly_and_Shannyn
Ongoing, First published Aug 06, 2018
Mature
chicklitcomedycontemporarycrazinesscrazydysfunctionalfamilyfictionfunfunnyhumorshamelessshortstorywomensfiction
If you like Shameless----> You will love The Crazy Rich Davenport Series. 

What readers are saying:

"Where do I even begin with this family?! This book is like a primetime soap opera/comedy of Mama's Family meets the Kardashians, only ultra rich. And with a few less pregnancies..." ~Reviewer

"The only words that I can think of to describe this book is a soap opera on steroids..." ~Reviewer

Keep an eye on us as we continue to release the chapters of this book until the last one in October. 

Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family. 

Lucy's husband Mark, died a year ago. Her life and her families has been steadily going downhill and things have gotten a little out of control, to say the least. When her daughter plans a birthday party for her half-sister. Lucy decides it's time they all get their act together, but not everyone is on the same page.

There will be dildos and strawberries flying in the air, along with firecrackers, curse words, and little blue pills being slipped into drinks - hard-ons for everyone! Lucy's hope for normal in her dysfunctional family will never happen and things only get worse when Mark's snooty parents drop a bombshell that will only spark more insanity from The Crazy Rich Davenport family.
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