Shit that pisses me off #2
InactiveForNow419
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  • Reads 230
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  • Parts 18
  • Time 9m
InactiveForNow419
Ongoing, First published Aug 07, 2018
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Ooh. You know what's happening up in here! Another shit posting book yay! Honestly I wouldn't think the first one would get so popular, but cool.
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A TOUCH OF DARKNESS

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"I fucking 𝘰𝘸𝘯 you." He hissed. "You own me in 𝘣𝘦π˜₯ and not in reality!" I insisted on my words. 𝘠𝘦𝘴, π˜ͺ𝘧 𝘡𝘩𝘒𝘡 𝘣𝘰𝘡𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦π˜₯ 𝘺𝘰𝘢, 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 π˜“π˜¦π˜―π˜―π˜°π˜Ή, 𝘡𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘢𝘭π˜₯ 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘡𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘒𝘭𝘡 𝘰𝘯𝘡𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘢𝘯π˜₯𝘴. I hated the fact he did, I hated that he had full control over my soul, I hated the way he kissed me, I hated the way his hands felt nothing but damn right on my skin. I hated the verity of him owning every single ugly piece of me. His touch wasn't just filthy, his touch healed me, his touch has woken me up from the darkness I was brutally blindfolded to see and the past I had drowned with. And most importantly, I hated the fact I fell for him. 𝘝π˜ͺ𝘷π˜ͺ𝘒𝘯𝘒 π˜”π˜’π˜³π˜³π˜ͺ𝘡𝘡, 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 π˜“π˜¦π˜―π˜―π˜°π˜Ήκ¨„ ΰΌ»ΰΌΊΰΌ»ΰΌΊΰΌ»ΰΌΊΰΌ»ΰΌΊΰΌ»ΰΌ‡ΰΌ»ΰΌΊΰΌ»ΰΌΊΰΌ» Hi loves! My second book is here and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it! I am announcing you to read at your own risk, this book is highly rated M+, and I suggest you to exit immediately if you feel any kind of uneasy towards my book. The mature chapters are characterized by this symbol ( β€’ ) for a sexual content warning, and 𝘒𝘨𝘒π˜ͺ𝘯, please read at your own risk and π˜₯𝘰𝘯'𝘡 report my story. Furthermore I'd like to thank you and enjoy!

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