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Right now, I have begun selling these soft cover books, 160 pages, via facebook $ or through Paypal. (saintmom1@peoplepc.com).

Please write me on facebook, in private message, when you have ordered so I can get your address, the names to put in the book and any personal dedications you wish for me to make.

Right now, the books are number 1-100 and come with authentication of my signature and the number.

At facebook you can find me at 
https://www.facebook.com/The.Mystress.Clayton

You do not have to be a "Friend" to comment on my page or to write me in Personal Messages. But, please consider following me.

Otherwise, you may also call 636 294-9440 for more information.

The cost of the book - INCLUDING SHIPPING AND HANDLING - is $15.All Rights Reserved

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MY NAME IS METAPHOR - OUR name is METAPHOR
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MY NAME IS METAPHOR - OUR name is METAPHOR
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