WHat if Harry POtter was never sent to the Dursleys? What if he was actually sent to the United States? Specifically ALABAMA. What will happen when I giant homeless man breaks into HArry';s hpuse and tells him that he is a wizard? WIll HArry go to "Hogwarts?" How will he feel when he meets "purebloods" and "muggles." Will he fall in love with The Mans daughter? Or The Lords son? Chaos ensues. LOTS OF MISTAKES SOME ON PURPOSE OTHERS I JUST DONT CARE ABOUT *One-shot* with some smut