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How to Piss Off A Super Soldier. By: Thor Odinson

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Parts 11
Time 1h 51m

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After weeks of feeling under the weather, Steve finally gives up and goes to Bruce, and discovers that maybe hermaphroditism + godly sperm = Baby. Needless to say he's a little pissed off. Will Thor be able to handle the wrath of a hormonal Super Soldier?

Cover art: Doubleleaf on DeviantArt
I wrote this when I was 14 in 2014 ok 💀 do with that what you will
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