7 parts Complete Hi, I'm Matt. I'm 5' 11", 170 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes, and sigh...Caucasian.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm completely average. A face in a crowd, easily forgettable. The only exciting thing about me is my job. I'm a Tailor. Still sound unimpressive? Add the words "for Super Heroes". Oh yeah.
Unfortunately, this story is not about my amazing job, or the incredible people I work with. This story is about how vying for a little appreciation and a cost of living increase had some wildly unexpected consequences.