Summary: Blah, adventure, something, stuff, funny, entertainment.....JUST READ THE BOOK IT'S NOT HARD THERE IS A BIG FAT READ BUTTON RIGHT THERE. UGHHHHHH...MY LIFE. Here is a tiny bit of description: Abigail Leslicious is 13-years old and for as long as she can remember, she has always been second place to her far cooler, prettier and more popular sister, Brandon. This breeds a bitterness and resentment that leaves Abigail constantly feeling worthless. When the annual beauty pageant comes along - while Brandon sees an opportunity to flaunt her good looks - Abigail sees an opportunity to pull the rug from underneath Brandon and finally prove her worth. Yet, with awkwardly long limbs, an acne-ridden face and eyes to wide her face, does young Abigail even have a chance of competing, let alone winning first place?