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Come At Me Bro [Lance x Lotor Voltron A. U.]
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Last published Mon, Dec 2, 2019
Another side story to my fanfiction Pure Torture. Not really related to the story but just some funny moments between Lotor and Lance in their life as husbands.
Some of these will just be text conversations so there is a mix of regular writing and text format/speech/spelling
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"Hey what did the eggplant say to the churro?" Lotor asked wriggling his brows.
"Can you please, Please, PLEASE stop making jokes about our genitals?"
"I'm egg-cited to 'si' you~"
I grimaced. "Babe please go die in a hole."
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