Queer Queef- Klance Smut Oneshot
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Before you read I would like to dedicate this story to the start of Season 7. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Obvious the title says it all, kind of, but me and one other user, @AlexTheT-Rex were commenting in a Klance story called At Dawn - Klance by Purple_Paladin67. And along the way we were somehow making a story. And be warned there are some kinks that you may have already read of them doing. Don't feel comfortable do not force yourself to read it. If you are brave enough to read then come and die along with us, well me mostly for I have died so many times writing my parts.
Know that this all started when Alex commented 'Oki, Queef!!' and me with saying that if Keith heard lance call him this he would punch him in the face while LOL. Then they commented Queer Queef as lance, I believe. If you would like to know where exactly we commented it was in Chapter 2 in the paragraph after Lance calls Keith Keef. But after a few comment we moved it to a private chat afraid of being in trouble for what we were writing.
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