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Queer Queef- Klance Smut Oneshot

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Before you read I would like to dedicate this story to the start of Season 7. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Obvious the title says it all, kind of, but me and one other user, @AlexTheT-Rex were commenting in a Klance story called At Dawn - Klance by Purple_Paladin67. And along the way we were somehow making a story. And be warned there are some kinks that you may have already read of them doing. Don't feel comfortable do not force yourself to read it. If you are brave enough to read then come and die along with us, well me mostly for I have died so many times writing my parts. 

Know that this all started when Alex commented 'Oki, Queef!!' and me with saying that if Keith heard lance call him this he would punch him in the face while LOL. Then they commented Queer Queef as lance, I believe. If you would like to know  where exactly we commented it was in Chapter 2 in the paragraph after Lance calls Keith Keef. But after a few comment we moved it to a private chat afraid of being in trouble for what we were writing.All Rights Reserved

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What they don't know by winterx_owonder

He nearly cried out at the impact. The Black Paladin dug his hands into the fabric of his shirt, pushing him harshly against the wall, "Where is Lance?!" Keith snarled. It really was remarkable how his eyes changed to resemble those of pure Galra. It would have scared him if his introduction to the guy hadn't been a gushing retelling of a 'bonding moment' between him and his brother. Alec merely rolled his eyes. "Haven't you been listening. I. Don't. Know. And to think Lance said you were smart." Keith was pratically growling as he pulled his arms off of his shirt. "I'll say this once. You will either help me find my brother and fix the mess you made or you will let me leave with that ship and stay the fuck away from him." In which Lance goes off on a solo mission without the others knowing only to be left behind when the team disappears and having to deal with the aftermath. (They do get reunited. In fact most of the time lance spends a part from them in shown in Lance's flashbacks leading up to their reuinion.)

Thunderstorms (Klance angst) by Where-Is-Zoro

❗️❗️❗️DISCONTINUED❗️❗️❗️ Lance, the paladin of the blue lion, has been seeming off lately, but it went unnoticed by the others except for keith. The paladins of the other lions stopped paying attention to him until he went missing one day. Keith, the paladin of the red lion, has noticed how off Lance has been, but when he tried to question it, Lance went missing. None of the other paladins noticed, and now he was the only one who could save lance. I also regret writing this because it's so bad and cringey- but it's whatever 😭 TW:GORE, CUTTING, DEPRESSION, ABUSE, VIOLENCE, ETC. A/N: THESE ARE NOT MY CHATACTERS OR PICTURES, THE ONLY THIS THAT IS MINE IS THE STORYLINE AND THE WORDS.

halo 'n horns [klance au] by monsieurdandylion

[OFFICIAL @FANFIC LIST] Keith, a dark, moody devil, is on a mission on earth when he meets Lance, the cockiest, flirtiest angel he's ever met. It turns out that the two are stuck with each other while Keith is on Earth, and Lance is the only one who can help Keith. Meeting new friends, experiencing new places and things... as much as Keith and Lance don't want to admit it, they're growing on each other. But can 'opposites attract' really work in this case? ... "I brought my hands up to his face and cupped his cheeks in my palms. He flinched but didn't pull away. "There's no prison that could hold me so that I couldn't get to you," I said boldly, "I will always come back." I smiled a little, "What kind of angel guide would I be if I couldn't even guide you?" cover art goes to @-courteous <3) Ranks: [#1 in voltron 12/23/18, #1 in lancemcclain 12/28/18, #1 in vld 2/25/19, #1 in lance 7/29/20]

Get out of my life by snoopy_55

Your average klance story. I got bored so here you go! This is my first story and I didn't care to catch spelling errors - please ignore mistakes and enjoy! -- Lance tries to pursue Keith who has spent his life trying to escape from his emotions because its better for everyone -except Lance who wears his feelings on his sleeve. It's fluff and angst. Gotta love it. Oh yeah, they're in high school. WARNING: if anything from swearing to panic attacks or even depression and self-deprication make you uncomfortable, I don't recommend reading my story! 😬😬 PS: NONE OF THE ART I USE IS MINE. ONLY THE WRITING BELONGS TO ME.

Deep Inside {Klance} by BunnyPersonYay

"Sometimes what we're told to be doesn't mean we have to be it" He smiled as he reached his hand out to the Ex-Galran soldier, who hesitantly took it What if Keith looked Galra? What if Krolia took Keith with her back to the Blade? What if they got captured? What happens when a certain blue eyed Paladin frees Keith from the Empire? What if Keith frees the Paladin from torture? Galra Keith au First few chapters suck so just bare with me till it gets better [discontinued]

The Half-Blood (Keith Kogane) by Whimsical_mystic

"Thank you. But that was not my father. The real King Alfor was a great man and a great father. He may not be here with us anymore, but his dream lives on through all of us, and his legacy is Voltron," Allura told the Paladins. A small smile formed on my face. I was proud of her. She then started to walk toward me. "Olesya" "Allura" I grunted when she ran towards me and collided with my body. Arms wrapped around me and I stood still. It had been so long since I'd been this close to someone. I slowly warmed up to the hug and wrapped my arms around her. "It's been way too long," I mumbled in her ear. "I agree, my friend," She said, pulling away from the hug. She grasped my hand and brought me closer to the Paladins. "Paladins, this is an old friend of mine. Her name is Olesya Elrod." ------------------------------ Meet Olesya Elrod, an Altean and Galra half-blood. Join her on her latest mission for the Blade of Marmora. A mission to sneak into the Castle of Lions and gather information on the Paladins. Also, did I fail to mention she's Zarkon's forgotten adopted daughter? AN: I'm not good at writing book descriptions, so I'm sorry. I've started other books but have never finished them. However, I'm really determined to finish this one. I'm sorry if this book sucks. Unfortunately, school takes up most of my free time, so this book will have slow updates. **Slow Burn** *Slow Updates* Cover artwork doesn't belong to me All artwork comes from Google or Pinterest! All the credits go to the original owners of Voltron Legendary Defenders. I only own Olesya (Keith Kogane X OC) Started March 2022 Ended ........

Guillotine - a Klance fanfic by netnikkiread

Lance has nightmares about his family back on earth, and whenever he needs to calm down from one he'll go to the control room and just sit. He'll stare at the stars and try to handle things all on his own. But one night, when a nightmare that topped all nightmares crashed into Lance's head, he wasn't able to calm himself. Keith had seen his teammate upset that night and decided to take mater into his own hands. Between deadly battles and wrenching heartache, both paladins grow closer than ever to each other as feelings are dug up. Rivalry turns into friendship, and friendship turns into something more. Will they make it out of this alright, or will the path that they take together cut their relationship off at the head? This is my very first fanfic so sorry if it's absolute trash. Also, this takes place a while back When Zarkon was their main threat but I altered the timeline so that Pidge had her brother. I know, I'm terrible but ehh. DISCLAIMER// I do not own Voltron: Legendary Defender or any of its characters. The art does not belong to me, the credit goes to Elentori.net for the masterpiece. The song Guillotine is by Jon Bellion and the art plus the song is what inspired me to write this. //completed//

Thank You, Universe by LilFlower416

I suggest that if you read this story a while ago, reread it. I have changed as a person in the passed year, and I would love for you all to read it the way I like it now. Thank you. -Lilflower🌸 When Keiths secret is revealed everything changes. His bond with the team is strengthened when his dilemmas come to light. Watch Keith and Lance grow together as their relationship grows stronger. ---------------------- "Can I kiss you?" ---------------------- "I love you too," he smiled at me and I felt myself melt. ---------------------- "That's what you want right?! To be rid of me? A burden? Then go ahead! B-Break up with me." ---------------------- I just wanted to know that he's okay. That's all that's on my mind right now. ---------------------- "Oh, Keith." I launched myself into Pidge's arms, sobs wracking my body. And oh how it broke them to see me so broken. ---------------------- Thank you, Universe. ----------------------

Dirty Laundry by Gibslythe by anklebiterbb

☆DISCLAIMER☆ THIS STORY ISN'T MINE IM POSTING THIS SO NOT ONLY EVERYONE ELSE CAN READ THIS BUT I CAN TOO. THIS IS MY FAVORITE BOOK SO I WANT TO KEEP IT ALIVE. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME also there are a few tiny typos in this that I fixed I hope that's okay There is now a new cover (credits at the end of description) if there are ANY problems with the cover, please let me know what's wrong with it and I'll fix it. Thank you all so much for taking as much interest in this story as me! ☆END OF DISCLAIMER☆ Also I don't have the original description so I'll just elaborate and use one I saw on another book "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend' Credits to k-lance for the description If you see any typos you can comment of them and I'll fix it Credits to Ren for making the cover and wayward.mw for the art. I love this story more than life itself and my heart just can't get enough. I've read this story so many times and now you can too.

Voltron: Legendary Defender but s8 is better this time by allPanicAnd-noDisco

Basically season 8 never happened but a LOT of Klance happened. Bonus: Allura never died. Matt still has long hair. Adam was found. Hunay, Veracxa, Romelurra and Adashi happened. Shiro is a teacher at the Garrison. Hunk owns a restaurant. Coran telling weird stories to children. Kosmo still best boy. Keith meeting Lance's family. Adashi wedding. AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY!!! (I concentrate a little bit more on Klance than anything else, I think) This story is also on Ao3 with the same name as here. (My name on Ao3 is allPanicAnd_noDisco)

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What they don't know cover

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Get out of my life cover

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Guillotine - a Klance fanfic cover

Thank You, Universe cover

Dirty Laundry by Gibslythe cover

Voltron: Legendary Defender but s8 is better this time cover

What they don't know

He nearly cried out at the impact. The Black Paladin dug his hands into the fabric of his shirt, pushing him harshly against the wall, "Where is Lance?!" Keith snarled. It really was remarkable how his eyes changed to resemble those of pure Galra. It would have scared him if his introduction to the guy hadn't been a gushing retelling of a 'bonding moment' between him and his brother. Alec merely rolled his eyes. "Haven't you been listening. I. Don't. Know. And to think Lance said you were smart." Keith was pratically growling as he pulled his arms off of his shirt. "I'll say this once. You will either help me find my brother and fix the mess you made or you will let me leave with that ship and stay the fuck away from him." In which Lance goes off on a solo mission without the others knowing only to be left behind when the team disappears and having to deal with the aftermath. (They do get reunited. In fact most of the time lance spends a part from them in shown in Lance's flashbacks leading up to their reuinion.)