vice president (cronkri)

"Do you realize what you're doing is illegal?"

He pouts a bit, then realizes that the person outside the stall can't see him.

"Hey, doll, it's not like anyone cares-"

"One: I care. I care about the law, and I care about upholding the law. Laws are made for a reason. Two: I am not your 'doll', nor will I ever be. Your words are objectifying and honestly a little creepy. Three: I came here to wash my hands after I cleaned the lunch tables, and now I'll have to report to class smelling like cannabis."

Fuck. He knows this guy. He can't remember his name off the top of his head, but he knows he's an uppity bitch.

(based off a dailyau prompt: "I swear I'll let you have half of my weed if you don't tell the teachers that I was getting high in the bathroom" AU. humanstuck. cover unrelated, will be replaced when it isnt 3:04am on a school night)