A short, sort of one shot, based on a Teen!Loki, in high school, being a seductive asshole. Emphasis on the asshole bit. Powers implied. Brief mentions of Avengers and other Marvel-verse characters It's been rated R, because it has words like orgasm and sex in, and frequent swearing, but there isn't any detail because I'm actually pretty squirmish about things like that. Bear that in mind. Also, I do a rundown of the "bad" words in my A/N, so you can make a decision from there, too. Also, it isn't exactly a one shot because there are three parts. First part- first person "I took out my scissors from my bag, each blade as ridiculously long as my hand, and threatened to split his stomach if he would not leave me alone" Second part- second person "You took out your scissors from your bag, each blade as ridiculously long as your hand, and threatened to split his stomach if he would not leave you alone" Third part- Third person "She took out her scissors from her bag, each blade as ridiculously long as her hand, and threatened to split his stomach if he would not leave her alone" Simple, easy. And the above are actual extracts, so... ALSO, BEFORE I GET ANY LITTLE SHITS, I FUCKING KNOW WHAT A MAN OF WAR LOOKS LIKE AND I FUCKING KNOW THAT MY COVER IS NOT A FUCKING MAN OF WAR SO DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.