Everything anything

" This is the place where unicorn poop is magical and where sea horses..." kicks unknown person out of stage.

"Hey." Says breathless. "Sorry was eating Nutella with popcorn, anyway, This book contains craziness,weirdness,stories that will make you spill milk out of your nose and then you can finally go to Americas got talent and show Simon your amazingly new found talent, and awkward situations I mean who doesn't."

"This book may contain jokes from internet and other things, so do not I repeat do not blame me for copy writing, 'cause I might not be honest when I talk but I am when I write 'cause writing is my passion my love.." but before I can continue my wonderful saying someone interrupts me rudely might I add.

"Alright chop chop little birdie lets go." Says Manager. "Alright Kardashians obsessed big guy." He glares at me and I glare back.

"Alright see you in the book buh-bye." Sends warm hugs and kisses that will make you melt.